Football Fantasy Camp
October 20, 2020
Well that durned virus sure has made a quagmire out of football this year. And my good friend Coach Bryant tells me that all these cancellations and delays have also made a mess of the heavenly fantasy football season.
I never really got into any of that fantasy stuff. I remember they used to bring all these old players back to Pitt for Panther fantasy camp as the school SID, namely me, had to do all the glad-handing etc.
One day some guy showed up and said he was glad to be at the Pitt fantasy camp and that his Panther fantasy was "to have Matt Cavanaugh hurl footballs at my bare ass". I said "oh really?" and promptly kicked him in the jimmy. He said "no, that's the wrong side". I told him "for that sort of action you want the Mark May fantasy dungeon, that's just down the street". He thanked me and left. I don't understand these Pitt fans sometimes.