October 19, 1996

What is it with Coach Spurrier and that visor of his? I never see him anywhere without it. The great old coaches like Newt Rockne and Anus Alonzo Stag never wore visors. They let their bald heads shine in the sunlight so their players could see them better. I remember Johnny Majors used to do that at Pitt too in the glory days. Now he's wearing a visor and his teams aren't quite up to snuff any more.

So how do they keep that visor on Coach Spurrier's head? It's like someone stuck it on his forehead with glue. Is that what they did with the Pony? Did they take the Pony off to the glue factory? I miss the Pony.

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