November 22, 1996

Jcane writes:

** Did you post this on everyone's board just to see yourself in print? It is not witty, not funny, not informative not related to the University of Miami and takes up room we could use for something with more redeeming value, like a commercial for preparation H. **

Well, actually I am working on some TV Promotions and Prep H is one that has approached me. Since you asked, I'll give you the preliminary copy.

[beeno on screen] If you're like me, you eat too many of those vegetables and you get gas. Kind of like the way Johnny's Panthers got gas after a team meal before the '76 Notre Dame game. they were told to stay away from the brocolli and brussel sprouts but they had this vegetarian team cook and he wanted to force his way on the team. Well, let me tell you, every time a ND player went to tackle a Pitt player, if he squeezed too hard, he got a very discomforting "blow". That's how the soft zone was developed. The ND CB was having a very tough time staying away from the WR as possible.

Well, it didn't take long for the Pitt team to realize that ND wasn't going to tackle them, so they went out and had Mexican food brought in for half time. well, you know the rest of this story. Pitt went out and walloped ND and went on to win the National Championship.

I digressed. Back to the ad. After a while you use my favorite product Beano. But the results sometimes cause discomfort. When that happens I recommend Preparation H. It takes care of those difficult moments.

[cut to tube of Prep H]

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